who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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