I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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