I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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