Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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