If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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