you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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