He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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