dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
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