Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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