My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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