talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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