Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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