Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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