windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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