Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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