All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
You had me at "let me see your balls"
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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