Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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