are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
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