Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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