Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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