The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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