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the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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