3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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