Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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