You can't special order awesome
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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