I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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