You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize