I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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