You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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