I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌ï¸
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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