If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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