don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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