Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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