Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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