508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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