They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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