i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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