Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Soap is not a condiment
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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