nut hugger
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
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