Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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