Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
someone get that fucking seahorse.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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