How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
The iPhone is ruining my ability to sex message. My 5-year-old cousin just picked up my phone at my grandmas birthday party and read "I wanna stand you up and fuck you from behind" to my entire extended family bc of popped up on my screen
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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