I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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