didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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