love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
