Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
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