She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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