I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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