So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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