what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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