After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Boobs are out for the taking
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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