oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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