I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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