i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Your dad touched me again.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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